We make small, serious games — the kind with no ads, no accounts, and nothing for sale inside them. You pay once. The game is the whole product.
A single-player casino roguelike for iPhone and iPad. Count the shoe, dodge the pit boss, take streaming chat dares, and climb five casino tiers from kitchen tables to high-limit rooms. Ten casino side games, a high roller sprint mode, and an unbuyable bankroll. No ads, no chip store — pay once, and the game is the whole product.
A roguelike poker career for iPhone and iPad. One bankroll, one life, and fifty-three opponents who remember you. No real money, no chip store — the bankroll can't be bought, and that's the whole point.
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